Age/Gender: 21, Male
Location: Aurora, Illinois
Job: Film Crew Associate
Evil smurfs exist, though we are often not seen. The ThunderboltSmurf is the amongst the rarest of them at that, for he comes out of hiding only to pillage used electronics goods. He also works at a crappy movie theater for minimum wage.
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New monitor, video card, and 2 gigs of ram installed recently. It is as if my computer is now sweating excellence profusely.
............What? I'm not going to dish out a novella every time I'm up past midnight. Go read a book.
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ADDENDUM: Working a 13 and a half hour shift in the hot sun isn't as fun as you'd think.
~Thunderboltsmurf (T.B.S)
Updated: 07/04/09 1:01 AM 1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!Land of the Lost and The Hangover came to the theater I work at, can't say they've been seen with a very positive light either. I didn't expect Land of the Lost to be funny, but it had its moments. The Hangover, however, was just rather boring. Sure, both movies are intended to be comedies, but when the only jokes are poorly executed slap-stick and groaners: the audience does not jump for joy.
I've come to the conclusion that Fallout 3 is much better than I had perceived it would be. I had my doubts, but is turning into a right fun experience.
Also, DISC READ ERROR MAMBO!
-In ur Fallouts, killing ur crab people and ghouls,
Thunderboltsmurf (T.B.S.)
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Its finals week again. Time to start pouring my soul into some menial labor while reading about how Dostoevsky kicks more ass at writing than I ever shall.
Keeping it short today, back to my 7-10 page paper assignment.
MOAR INTERWEB TIEMZ!

The "No one reads this" show. Get your tickets today!
Posted by ThunderboltSmurf May. 2, 2009 @ 12:59 AM EDTBeen a while since I've posted anything. Then again, been a while since anyone's cared. Its 12:00am and I'm rather bored, so figure I'd thrust out a new working of my inner mind.
"Awesome" flashes, what happened to you?
When did Egoraptor die? Or at least, when did he stop making new cartoons?
Recently, many flash authors have been poaching the (Not even that original) idea and to put it bluntly:
They have been MURDERING the concept.
This is not to say *all* of the awesome flashes not done by Egoraptor are shit, but damn are most of them.
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Moving on.
Its spring time finally, whoopdee fucking doo. That just means more idiots at work to deal with (I work for a movie theater.)
Free movies are one hell of a perk, but dealing with fat ass customers all day while they complain with utter contempt about how much their popcorn costs, is NOT FUCKING WORTH IT.
Please remember folks, it may be my job to pick up after you in the theater, but that doesn't mean I get paid more if you litter more. Don't chuck your popcorn bag down the seats out of boredom or rage knowing you paid money to see Hanna Montana. Do society a favor and keep it clean eh?
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I'm tired. Its another one of those long ass Wednesdays. I wonder if I could pull off a bank heist in nothing but my pajamas.........which are just my normal clothes.
If I had a bazooka, I'd fire at my mailbox.
I can't even bring myself to come up with a logical paradigm for why I'm acting so ridiculously stupid right now. I think I used that word correctly.
Can I haz cheezburger? Seriously, I'm fuckin' starving over here. Peanut butter alone does not a good sandwich, make.
Barack Obama won. Thrust it out.
LOOKIE! I MADE MATT INTO A POLAR BEAR WITH A POPULAR ENERGY DRINK! HILARITY!

Its about 100 degrees outside, my air conditioner isn't working very well, and I'm pissed.
The fact that decent movies have actually made a come-back is helping with this dilemma though, as I spend a good portion of my time in movie theatres now.
If you haven't seen Iron Man, the Incredible Hulk, or Get Smart........well then, you're a kill-joy aren't you?
Even if you aren't a comic fan, its advised seeing the first two and as for Get smart: its hilarious whether you saw the original TV show or not.
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!Finally picking up the new Super Smash Bros.
Will I play it for hours on end? You bet your ass I will.
Will I speak in questions like some jackass? Probably not for much longer.
2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!New to the Newgrounds? Not really. I've been on this site for years, not that I've bothered to post anything or even bother to create an account.
(Not many people do in comparison to all the people who watch things here.)
I'm getting in the swing of things though, posting in a forum isn't exactly brain straining anyway. Boredom is a fierce mistress, I can say that much.
I'm having my wisdom teeth taken out on the 5th of January. Joy. Bleeding and pain-numbing drugs are going to make me miss my guild's Saturday raid of Zul'Aman.
(Yes, that means I play World of Warcraft. Don't hate on me, now.)
No ones probably reading this anyway, but hey: I'm an optimist at heart. Thanks for taking a sec to hang out here and pump my ego. Catch you later folks
~ThunderboltSmurf
